5 reasons not to invite your only ex-boyfriend over.

 Him being single again. And he seems to think that the fact of you being single, too, assures any advantages. Although he doesn't know it. No, thanks, bye, the 1st.

Watching a film together could be a problem. Old Boy seemed not to consist of any invitations for leaning over, slightly touching thighs, at least for me. "Since you don't seem to notice: I am no arm-rest, thank you very much", the 2nd.

Preparing him for leaving... 15 minutes later he still is there, lying on your bed as if you would've said something like: "Sex? YES, wait, I'll strip for you. Watch me, pls." NOT, the 3rd.

The comment: "Could you shut the window, please? It's getting cold." - "Yes, that's the way it is and ringring it's also the time for you to pack your shit and leave." - "Ooooh... *pout*" - "Get off! Fucker or I'll kick your ass!", the 4th

The process of leaving takes another ten minutes. At the door you hear the following: "Aw, next time you'll have to pick a film and then we will watch it at my place!" - "Yeah, of course, I will pick one... not. Bye, bye *waves*" I hope we will never meet again, the 5th.

Oh em gee! And I was naive enough to think it could be a cool evening, because he KNOWS (or at least should know) that I have no interest in him. Who dumped you, hm? >___> At the last party we met, everything seemed to be chilled and relaxed and there was no bloody sign for ... for this. @__@
Anyway: If you're clever, you don't do such a thing ever again.

Have a good night, dudes.