5 reasons not to invite your only ex-boyfriend over.

[qantaqa]

 Him being single again. And he seems to think that the fact of you being single, too, assures any advantages. Although he doesn't know it. No, thanks, bye, the 1st.

Watching a film together could be a problem. Old Boy seemed not to consist of any invitations for leaning over, slightly touching thighs, at least for me. "Since you don't seem to notice: I am no arm-rest, thank you very much", the 2nd.

Preparing him for leaving... 15 minutes later he still is there, lying on your bed as if you would've said something like: "Sex? YES, wait, I'll strip for you. Watch me, pls." NOT, the 3rd.

The comment: "Could you shut the window, please? It's getting cold." - "Yes, that's the way it is and ringring it's also the time for you to pack your shit and leave." - "Ooooh... *pout*" - "Get off! Fucker or I'll kick your ass!", the 4th

The process of leaving takes another ten minutes. At the door you hear the following: "Aw, next time you'll have to pick a film and then we will watch it at my place!" - "Yeah, of course, I will pick one... not. Bye, bye *waves*" I hope we will never meet again, the 5th.

Oh em gee! And I was naive enough to think it could be a cool evening, because he KNOWS (or at least should know) that I have no interest in him. Who dumped you, hm? >___> At the last party we met, everything seemed to be chilled and relaxed and there was no bloody sign for ... for this. @__@
Anyway: If you're clever, you don't do such a thing ever again.

Have a good night, dudes.

Comments

[microphone-funk.livejournal.com]

oh man >> sowas is echt scheiße&nervig.
naja hat man auch wieder was gelernt ne? xD;

[silberblut.livejournal.com]

Jo man lernt nie aus. :D

[selenlanoir.livejournal.com]

Du wirst staunen, aber ich lad meine Exfreunde teilweise sogar zu meinem Geburtstag ein oder treff mich einfach so mit ihnen. >D
Alles nur eine frage von wie gut du sie dir abrichtest.

[silberblut.livejournal.com]

Joah, bei manchen Leuten soll das ja funktionieren... aber ich hab nur diesen einen Exfreund und der is ein Dilemma. XD;

Ich hätts wissen müssen, der hat schon damals bei Saw im Kino versucht mich zu knutschen und ich dacht nur: wtf?! XD;

[seelan-desu.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha na Oldboy war natürlich auch die beste Wahl. :DDD
Jede Menge Rumgeficke und Emotions/Lovestories und dann auch noch der Soundtrack, omgplz. :D

[silberblut.livejournal.com]

Ja na ja, davon ma abgesehen, gab's genug Blut und Ekel, was ich sehr kuhl fand, das einen.. also mich zumindest (ok, lag wohl eher an dem Kerl, lalala) davon abhielt, irgendwie in Stimmung zu kommen. XD;

[seelan-desu.livejournal.com]

Ach komm, son bissl gore&violence kann ganz schön anturnen. Gewaltficken ftw! \0/

[silberblut.livejournal.com]

Lol ja wenn du da gesessen hättest, wär das natürlich was anderes gewesen, Henni <3 aber bei dem Knallkopp. Uh noes. XD"

[o0-milchen-0o.livejournal.com]

Eine wunderbare Abhandlung darüber, was man WIRKLICH NIE machen sollte :D Ich leide mit!! Aber für den Text kriegste ne 1+ ^____^

Kerle sind einfach zu... primitiv xDDD